May 2013
Waiting for my food in the microwave →
sodamnrelatable:
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
jesuschristvevo:
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
When your bestfriend finds out you have gum →
sodamnrelatable:
and they’re all like:
and you’re all like:
” fineeee”
then next thing you know you’re like:
